Wednesday, January 30, 2008
I've had some bad experiences with teachers over the years ( particularly with math related subjects).
Presenter: "...and the Academy Award goes to...Otto Lange!"
Announcer: This award goes to Mr. Lange for best use of crying to get out of being caught for cheating on an Algebra II test in 10th grade
Yeah, its true. I got full-on caught for looking at some girl's paper in the 10th grade. I wasn't even really cheating. Man, I was so lost in that class. I was just trying to see what the work should look like just so the teacher wouldn't think I was totally retarded. The teacher, we'll call her Ms. Bullock ( because that was her name...) was a total "Margaret Hamilton" about it too! "I have you now Mr.-makes-fun-of-my-hair-that-looks-as-hard-as-granite-because-I-use-way-too-much-hairspray! Who's sassy now?"
I had no choice. Try to explain my situation, and have her not believe me ( and get in A LOT of trouble). Or...do the soap opera cry ( you know, close you're eyes real tight, bite your lip, and turn away).
Hey, sometimes a man's gotta do what a man's gotta.
"an apple for the (bad) teacher", 2008
6" x 6", oil on gessoed panel
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Posted by otto at 11:21 PM